Hi,
My name is Lizanne
I am a sprinter
And I wear long socks.  

Here are my top 10 reasons why!

1. They Look cool.  All those brands.  Ten Speed Hero, 4Shaw and all the cool hashtags.  #sockdoping #sockgame
2. Keep my ankles warm and cozy on my commute
3. They match my vintage bicycle
4. They have maple leafs on them
5. Because I work out in a crossfit gym
6. F tradition. Or maybe, let’s all sprint on pennies!
7. I’m a closet roadie
8. Camouflage (for when i don’t want to give my sprinters pedigree away in a bunch race)
   

   bet you cant even see me

9. Hoy, Sullivan, Dawkins, Morton!
10. And most of all, I’m a little $h1t and I know it bothers my coach.