My name is Lizanne
I am a sprinter
And I wear long socks.
Here are my top 10 reasons why!
- They Look cool. All those brands. Ten Speed Hero, 4Shaw and all the cool hashtags. #sockdoping #sockgame
- Keep my ankles warm and cozy on my commute
- They match my vintage bicycle
- They have maple leafs on them
- Because I work out in a crossfit gym
- F tradition. Or maybe, let’s all sprint on pennies!
- I’m a closet roadie
- Camouflage (for when i don’t want to give my sprinters pedigree away in a bunch race)
- Hoy, Sullivan, Dawkins, Morton!
- And most of all, I’m a little $h1t and I know it bothers my coach.